My workshop, here in Dorset, is but three miles from the world famous chalk carving of the Cerne Abbas Giant.
Over the past few years I have developed a range of primarily wooden products based as an "homage" to this figure which I hope will both interest and amuse you.
The provenance, therefore, of these is utterly genuine and authentic as they are made from local wind-blown English Oak trees and made within sight of the Giant.
The items are all practical but, above all, are meant as fun.
It would be easy, and to a degree, understandable, if some people were to find the products vulgar or offensive.
That is NOT my intention.
So, if you are easily offended, or have had a sense of humour bypass, best go now.
If they raise a smile, or even a shot of laughter, then I have done my job!!
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This web site was updated April 2014.